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Scene: We see our tow protagonist's car sitting on the side of the road. The hood of the car is up with Ian peering inside. Dawn is busy turning the key and trying to start the car.
Dawn: How about...
Dawn sees a children's playground and is reminded of her childhood. She explains to Ian that she had always suspected that something was missing. She recalls incidents that have no real...
I wonder if Jonty is the sort of director who tries to get people to talk to him direct to camera, in private, without other people knowing. You know the sort of stuff. Asking Dawn privately what...
Synopsis
Dawn and Ian visit a museum in Holland on their search for Cherry. Cherry isn't in the museum but they get information that Cherry is a street busker doing caricature paintings around the...
We’ve received a blog from ‘sarahconnor’ which we really like. We’ve passed it on to ‘Jonti’ to include. It’s essentially about getting Ian and Dawn to discuss whether or not they new...
Synopsis
Dawn and Ian pop into a music store to pick up some CDs for their journey, we learn of Ians thoughts on Lord of the Rings, The Movie and more about his relationship with his Dad (the not...
The idea we’ve passed through today is from 'Rufustfirefly' and concerns Jonti interviewing Dawn and Ian separately asking what they think of each other. This is the sort of thing documentary...
The 'sarahconner' entry is now addressed in today’s upload Dutch Courage. You’ll notice they changed it round a little but it definitely works both comically and as a good bit of story and back...
Synopsis
Write about three brief sentences describing what your story is about
Location
Where is your story set? In the country or town? In a cafe? it is best to think of locations you know so you...
Synopsis
Write about three brief sentences describing what your story is about
Location
Where is your story set? In the country or town? In a cafe? it is best to think of locations you know so you...
We received a blog from zeroinfluence which we can’t fulfil in total as we are in Amsterdam and Bill Oddie isn’t however we can use the idea of a William Oddie being on the list of siblings....
We’ve uploaded Ian’s new clothes today. This is a direct response to the Twitter input by shoeaddict although we’ve switched it around so it’s about Ian needing new clothes. In view of the...
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Synopsis
Ian and Dawn are back in the UK. In Hull.
Location
A street in Hull opposite a fish and chip shop.
Characters
Ian, Dawn and their new sibling, Graeme.
Story
At the start of the episode,...
The upload today Anything in common is a response to the gingerninja blog on Friday. Jonti is exploring what Ian and Dawn have in common. We could also pick up the direct ginger question later.
The...
Both on the forum basketface and on the wiki robmyres, we’ve had ideas relating to Ian’s tin. We’ve asked if Ian could reveal more regarding its contents.
Synopsis
Ian notices that there is a slight tinge of ginger to Dawn’s hair. He is horrified, he has a serious phobia about ginger hair (the cause of which will unfold). Denial follows, but is...
Synopsis
They return from the vegetable museum with many vegetables. Ian lays them out on the bed. Dawn is sad as she has not found her sister, she cries. IAN proceeds to cheer DAWN up with a veg...
The instruction we’ve chosen to pass on today is again from robmyres regarding clouds. We thought this was a very useful conversation they could do whilst driving and leant itself to Dawn...
Synopsis
The Admirer
Dawn gets an Eastern Euro millionaire admirer. He drives a luxury top of the range Ford GT..they meet at the traffic lights in Brussels, he smiles on red, she smiles back. He...
We’ve uploaded today our first guest appearance by a blogger ablendofandrei.
The instruction we’ve passed on to include in filming is davesaunders idea to have Dawn talking about smoking.
Synopsis
Hitcher
They pick up a really fat hitchhiker because Ian feels sorry for him after they get some directions from him to their next location. Wow it is amazing how you can get such a large...
The team have incorporated rufustfirefly instruction into both of today’s uploads. This is the idea for Jonti to interview Ian and Dawn separately.
21: Dawn's Date / Ian's Car Wash
Where are...
[Maybe this could combine with Radio station sketch idea?]
SYNOPSIS
DAWN reads her poem at Amsterdam poetry cafe to help find dad and family [so this would be on Radio Station,...
Bag of Holding includes both basketface and Robmyres idea that Jonti asks Ian to divulge what’s in his tin.
23: Bag of Holding
SCENARIO
Dawn tracks down her sibling MIKEEE. Who is MIKEEE is it a girl or boy in DUTCH? How old is he or she? DAWN and IAN imagine him/her. They drive up to his house and outside is a super fit...
Synopsis
Write about three brief sentences describing what your story is about
Location
Where is your story set? In the country or town? In a cafe? it is best to think of locations you know so you...
Episode 25
This includes material relating to a conversation in the forum titled Can Ian shave. LenaLee, BasketFace and Dave Saunders all had comments.
Synopsis
Second Life episode where reality meets Fantasy. Dawn sleeps and wakes lost in Second Life, driving her virtual car and with virtual Ian she meets some virtual friends, one particulary...
Episode 26
Today we’ve chosen the idea for Dawn to do some public speaking as the instruction to pass on to the team as posted under Feisty in Dawn Jones' character page in the forum by Basket...
Episode 27
Hitch-hikers is a great subject from Conley. We’ve asked that we feed this into the story.
Episode 28
There’s an idea from Dave Saunders that Ian’s choice of actor to play him in the film of his life changes to Robin Williams. It’s a strange idea but we’re going to try and go with it.
Episode 29
Dawn refers to blue tack in Ian’s tin referring back to basketface and Rob Myres instruction.
A good thought from Midnight is that the team go on radio. We’re going to try this.
Episode 30
We gave the team the instruction to include an idea about hitch hiker who breaks wind, as per a suggestion from Conley.
Episode 31
We have asked the team to look at topical news as received from Stephenfrysangel.
Episode 32
Includes a guest appearance by karenandrichard who wrote to the forum offering their house as a location.
Episode 33
This includes Conley idea of breaking wind but we have changed this to Ian rather than a hitchhiker.
We have given an instruction from stephenfrysangel to have their picture painted or...
Scenario
They find out their DAD maybe be at an old peoples home for super ex atheletes from a tip from a My Space helper
LOCATION BELGIUM OLD PEOPLES HOME
CAST
IAN, DAWN, OLD PEOPLE DOING FITNESS...
Synopsis
After Dawn encourages a break from driving to “rest her eyelines,” she attempts to slyly acquire directions to their destination, meanwhile it serves as a catalyst for Ian to learn...
Episode 34
Refers back to sarahconner suggestion for individual interviews with Ian and Dawn.
Synopsis
Dawn and Ian realise they are not finding their syblings quick enough and so sit down in a cafe only to find that they are in the middle of an OpenCoffee morning "geek" meeting -...
Episode 35
Today’s piece features an idea suggested by stephenfrysangel to have Dawn and Ian’s picture painted.
Dawn lends Ian some flip flops was an idea taken from the forum regarding Ian’s...
EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON
The purple car stops decisively by the side of a quiet road in the middle of nowhere. Dawn thinks for a moment. Ian, assuming they’re lost, peers at a...
Episode 36
Ian has paper dolls in his tin, from the Forum.
We have continued our relationship with our contributor that_fonz (The Man in the Windmill). He has kindly provided us with complimentary...
Synopsis Ian gets a message from a 'brother'. Dawn befriends a hippy guy at a Yoga class. Ian goes to the wrong address and realises he's in a Brothel.
Location London
Activity
Script
Episode 37
In 'Dawn of a new Day', we took inspiration from today’s Dave Saunders’ idea, Corporate Dawn, hence the sharp suit and business-like manner. A very last minute shopping trip was...
Episode 38
This episode still goes with the corporate slant but also includes the idea of naming the car. This idea was taken from the Forum
Episode 39
Shapes in the Clouds was a great idea belonging to Rob Myers which involved a conversation about, funnily enough, the shapes of clouds. This dates back to 23 June, was always on the...
WE’RE BEING FOLLOWED
A café on a square in a European town. Day. IAN and DAWN sit with pastries.
IAN
Dawn. I don’t want to scare you.
DAWN
It’s too late for that. But my love for you must be...
Episode 40
A catch up episode and for those in the know, an homage to 'Forest Gump'!
Stephenfrysangel suggested Dawn gets a bit more 'holistic' and 'new agey' in her campaign via the Forum, so...
Episode 41
This episodes touches on the emerging idea of Dawn doing some public speaking, suggested by Feisty on the Forum.
Synopisis (based on a true story)
Dawn and (girl)friend decide to go to an exhibition on alternative therapies (crystal healing, hypnotherapists and general quackery) at London's Earls Court.
The...
Episode 42
In The Spectactacle (AKA The Above the Line Spectactacle), the theme is carried on with a performance by both Dawn and Ian – in public. Seefood had the idea to place some action in a...
Dawn's Birthday
Synopsis: Dawn wakes up even more full of life than usual in the car. Her phone goes several times with text messages, she gets a bit emotional. It is Dawn's birthday and she...
Episode 43
This is the long awaited radio show episode. Hope you agree it was worth the wait, and thanks to Anne Bateson, who presents a radio show based in Madrid.
Episode 44
Stephenfrysangel on the 19th July on the Forum, suggested Dawn and Ian learn Spanish, so we’ll see if that filters through.
Synopsis
Dawn suffers a crisis of identity as it dawns upon her that she may be a child of Wales, spiritual home of the Jones, she examines her views of the land of song.
Location
Outside a...
Episode 45
We’ve asked the guys to check out Acquapendente in Italy. A suggestion by Catmond on 24th June in the Forum. Apparently it’s spectacular and 94 miles from Rome. We imagine there’s...
Episode 46
In The Responsible Zone, hours of being trapped together in the car started to take it’s toll, and the idea of naming the purple people carrier came up.
This debate kicked off by...
Episode 47
On 17th July, amanda kate came up with an idea which we now filter through to the team. It involves the intriguing use of the number 27 which appears everywhere – Dawn has 27 siblings....
INT: Hotel Room. Camera (upside down) close in on bedside lamp.
(O/S) Door Bangs.
Dawn: (O/S) Ian hurry up, we have to check out in….Jonti? Jonti?
Ian: (O/S) I’m ready now.
Dawn picks up the...
Episode 48
Thanks to jakealex on the Forum for news on the Alicante based band, Moonshank. They play a range of music including flamenco. We’ll be tracking you down, and thank you for the offer...
Synopsis:
Ian struggles to get past one of his irrational fears, A vending Machine that sells food AND drink. Luckily Dawn is on hand to provide "support".
Location
A Low rent Hotel/Motel in the...
Episode 50
The jammy dodger idea from alexmazhari is taking on a life of it’s own as it’s referenced as one of Ian’s recurring dreams in Episode 50, It’s Like Talking to Myself.
Camp fire...
Synopsis
Ian and Dawn are stranded on the side of the road with a broken down car, while trying to fix the probelm Dawn comes across a figurine of Ian's.
Location
A road
Activity
they are busy...
Episode 53
Stephenfrysangel on the Forum wanted to know what would happen if Dawn became a bit 'new agey' and 'holistic'. We used it as a gear change for her character in 53: King Prawn of...
Other ideas for Dawn's birthday
Dawn wakes up in the car with the others. She’s got a big smile on her face but the others seem tired and sad with their situation. Dawn opens a bag and puts party...
EuroDisney Idea:
Carston gets a tip off that Lenny ‘the kid’ Trubshaw is going to make a switch of ‘the tapes’ at Euro Disney (We obviously ‘don’t need to know’ as ,Carston might put...
Episode 56A+B
The relationship between Dawn and Jonti seems to be stretching to breaking point. We decide to feed in the idea that Dawn has a 'go' at Jonti.
CROSSED PURPOSES
SYNOPSIS: DAWN and IAN are not the only one with quests…
Location: CAFE
Characters: IAN, DAWN, BILLY TYRRELL.
EXT. CAFE. DAY.
DAWN and IAN are sat in a cafe outside.
DAWN: It's...
The idea of sleeping in the car has turned up a couple of times, in Handy Household Hints and Siesta. Thanks to bhercules for Crossed Purposes.
stephenfrysangel suggested Dawn and Ian got familiar...
The Aquarium
Synopsis: Dawn and Ian go to an aquarium to for some down time and hopefully to overcome their ordeal.
Location: Hmmmmm, How's about an Aquarium.
Characters: Dawn, Ian
INT. AQUARIUM -...
ANNE FRANK MUSEUM
Synopsis: IAN and DAWN head back to Amsterdam after they realise that the Anne Frank Museum is there and Cherry might be there…
Location: Anne Frank Museum. Cafe.
Cast: Dawn,...
Episode 59
Money for Nothing was obviously real - and Jonti’s homage to Chaplin.
A Car Judge Dredd would borrow.
Synopsis: Ian reveals his fascination with the modernity of Snowy during a rare moment sat in the driving seat.
Location: Car Park, could be anywhere...
Episode 60
Dawn’s Birthday was an idea by Dale Griffiths first mentioned on the site on 20th July and then again on 31st July was filmed. Dale and his 10 month old daughter, Mia, were flown to...
Episode 61
The concept of Dawn and Ian being followed proved to be a popular one with the Community. Mentioned by harpmandoodle on 14 July then taken up by Maxley two days later, the team ran with...
Dale is back home safely and more creative than ever. He’s come up with a new character, an Italian sibling called Eanie Mansinie. Another lead for Dawn and Ian.
Ian should be wearing a Borat at the Oscars outfit for the last night in Amsterdam. [But Borat already did that - I think Ian's outfits could mutate over time though - But Jonesestyle, rather than...
Jonti Catches It
SCENARIO:
When Jonti accidentally leaves his camera on after a day of filming, we get to see a new dimension of his private 'off camera' relationship with Ian and Dawn in their...
Episode 69
Thank you LenaLee for a great idea on 12th August. The message in a bottle man in Tremoli, Italy. We’ve fed it in, so we’ll see what happens.
Getting to know you…
Synopsis: Ian and Dawn try to get to know their knew documentary film maker a bit better…
Location: Bar
Characters: Dawn and Ian and Michael J Knight.
INT. BAR. NIGHT
DAWN...
Dawn and Ian are walking up to the door of a house where they think thay may find the next person on the list, a man called James Cagney. As they approach the door they suddenly find themselves...
Episode 68
The inspiration for Eanie Mancini came from two places. One was a character suggested by Basket Face called Wim Pelvus (an Hungarian hammer seller who lives in a shack). This also...
'A Sharp Injector' (anagram of 'Patriarch Jones'), Dawn and Ian's father (Jack Jones?) makes an undercover appearance in an episode. Their father is surreptitiously checking up on Dawn's progress...
Synopsis
This episode introduces the mysterious 'man in white' who is following Ian. His eye is always on Ian's Bisto tin. There is something in it he needs and he needs it badly enough to do...
Episode 72
The Pop Bang! idea came from a script written by Dale Griffiths on 8th and 10th August called Sinister overtones. We used the suggestions of topping up Ian’s pop (Ian mixing pop to...
Episode 73
Zzabur Cerebus from Croatian Chips was constructed from several ideas seen on the Forum and Ideas section:
Zzabur’s costume: Man in white – Cast Harpmandoodle 14th July
Zzabur...
Episode 74
The morning after is a continuation of ideas used in Episode 73.
Zzabur imitating their mannerisms:
Dawn audio chameleon – Forum Dave Saunders 28 July
Milton Earl - Cast Maxely 12 July...
Episode 75
Who is Zzabur Cerebus is a continuation of ideas used in Episode 73.
Zzabur imitating their mannerisms:
Dawn audio chameleon – Forum Dave Saunders 28 July
Milton Earl- Cast Maxely 12...
Episode 76
Fork in the road is an idea Amanda Kate submitted called Globe on 16 July, which suggested they plug Ian’s Globe into the cigarette lighter.
Episode 77
Jack Nibbs staged on online appeal, believing he is Dawn’s brother. Jack has uploaded several videos on YouTube, independently. We set up this web chat to include him in the story and...
Episode 78
The Sound of Mountains came from an idea that was contributed to this script from Brief aside by Maxley on 21 August. Dawn and Ian discussing current news items from back home.
PRIESTS AND POLICE (A Story Outline)
DAWN and IAN have made their way to Dover – wanting to get to Calais to seek down a French Jones brother and sister. Broke, IAN goes into a supermarket and...
Episode 84a/b: Sourcing Wim/Is that Him?
Wim Pelvus came from a variety of sources. From Boris Richtenburger, who winks a lot. Keith Snatch, the manufacturer and exporter of Snatch sauce, and the...
Episode 84a//84b/85/86: Taste Test/Wim’s Treat
The Community did extremely well with this storyline – the reference to Hitler’s soup soon came from Nazi Dave, the teacher fined for putting...
Episode 88
The entire Return to the Windmill / Cherry chasing answers the demands made by Maxley.
Episode 89
Jack Nibbs made a return to the Joneses after his unsuccessful attempt to become a sibling in episode 77 Mr. Nibbs. This was covered by us as Dawn and Ian left the ferry port and by Jack...
Epispode 91
Tina's based on: Maxley's Karen Heider
Episode 91
Tina being dead before they meet her: Conley, forum
Episodes 87/88/92
Cherry being the spit of Dawn (and Dawn's assumption of how well they'll get on, whichmakes up much of 87,88) comes from very early on - Janine Brown: Watusi
Episode 92
Ian throwing the tin down and the reflective final chat and - more importantly - Dawn and Ian walking obliviously past a lot of relevant Jones-y things: was influenced by Maxley, forum...
Episode 92
Ian's asthma cured when he realises it was 'inherited' is also from ages ago:
Dave Saunders & BasketFace
Thank you all very much for your ideas. We hope you enjoyed contributing as much as we enjoyed making the show. Hope to hear from you again …
The Jones mistakingly chat to a stranger in the street in London, while being filmed live for TV & Radio news, thinking it's one their their siblings, a young tall man. A heated argument...
The Jones mistakingly chat to a stranger in the street in London, while being filmed live for TV & Radio news, thinking it's one their their siblings, a young tall man. A heated argument...
Just a quick gag really.
Ian wants the to go to see what he assumes is a saucy dance troop called 'Flame and Co' at a local tapas bar.
On arrival he is most dissapointed to discover that the...
A CAT JAMMED IN YOUR HEAD
SYNOPSIS
DAWN and IAN arrive in Munich hot on the trail of another sibling.
LOCATION
Driving into Munich.
DAWN and IAN drive into the modern Bavarian city along an...
FINDING HER IS EASY
SYNOPSIS
Ian and Dawn have help tracking down their sister in Germany.
LOCATION
Hotel room in Munich.
DAWN is alone in the room. IAN has vanished, possibly with a girl. No-one...
I was considering the character i had creted of Jack Nibbs and i had an idea of how he could work in the story. i jotted down a sort of idea/script and put it hear from people to change edit as...
Sinister Undertones:
Ian and Dawn are sat down at a table outside a cafe. Ian has half a glass of blue fizzy pop in front of him.
Dawn: Ian don’t drink the rest of that on an empty stomach I’m...
Out of the frying pan……… ?
(PLEASE NOTE THIS CONTINUES ON FROM SINISTER UNDERTONES)
THE COMIC DUO ARE SAT OUTSIDE THE SAME COFFEE SHOP. THEY HAVE A COPY OF A LOCAL PAPER INFRONT OF THEM. IAN...
SYNOPSIS
DAWN and IAN meet an irritating sibling called Karen.
LOCATION
A park in Germany.
CAST
DAWN, IAN, MICHAEL, KAREN HEIDER, an outlandishly-dressed, flamboyant young German lady.
DAWN
Karen?...
All day long I’d …….
Dawn and Ian meet this really jovial fella in some village or other in some foreign country (doesn’t matter but sunny would help). He introduces himself as...
Keys or Ethics are for cowards.
Synopsis
dawn and ian lose the keys to snowy. michael has taken them to inject some drama into his film
Location
hmmmm…anywhere snowy can fit. i here slovakia is...
It's all down to the toss of a coin….
MJK: So Dawn, would you want to have your own kids someday?
Dawn: 3, 3 boys.
MJK: No girls?
Dawn: I think I would want to avoid conflict. If I had girls then...
WE'RE NOT GOING BACK, ARE WE?
In the UK, DAWN and IAN roll up to Bath to meet a sister (Meryl Wetlake? Bibi Muntz?)
They go to the house and meet a knackered, dishevelled man called MAXLEY RABBETT....
(I loved the fact that the latest appearance of the globe was smaller than the last one because it lit up this is what inspired the following bit.)
Shrinkage:
DAWN GETS INTO THE DRIVERS SEAT BUT IS...
Pat pending:
IAN, DAWN AND MJK ARE SITTING ON THE GRASS HAVING A CHAT
MJK: So Ian what do you think you might do after all this is over then.
IAN: Well I could go back to the shop depends...
INT. HUT. NIGHT
DAWN and IAN sit on the thin mattress on the floor. IAN looks around, concerned. DAWN has her arms wrapped around herself.
DAWN
This room is fine. It's fine here.
SFX strange animal...
Happy now?
The crew are driving along a long stretch of road which is really busy. Ian sits in the back eating crisps. Dawn is driving while being interviewed by Jonti (in the passenger seat)...
Dawn gets in a car with Ian and discovers a cup of tea perched precariously upon the dashboard. Thinking its for her she goes to drink it, only to be forcefully stopped by Ian, who declares that...
Let's see how Dawn and Ian cope with a nights camping en route…
UNFINISHED APOLOGY
As they drive.
DAWN
Where were you, Ian?
IAN
I was right there!
DAWN
No, your apology. In Holland. You didn’t finish it. Where were you?
IAN
Oh right. Sorry.
DAWN
Come on, put...
Gender
Unisex
Age range
Mixed
What does the character like to do?
Eat leaves and leave slime
What does the character dislike doing?
Work, acts of contrition, self-flagellation, being bummed
Where...
INT: CAR
After a frustrating day of uncovering misnomers, the trio relax in a car park.
Dawn: Look at us, nearly 50 days on the road and not one argument. We really are that close…Jonti don’t...
Synopsis
Jonti loses a bet to Ian.
Location
A hotel room.
Activity
Jonti asks about Ian's tin. He then loses a series of bets
Script
Everyone is in a hotel room.
Dawn is in the bathroom, busy. She...
So far, Bibi has been a mystery to us viewers. We do not know what her crime was, to have ended in her incarceration. In fact, we do not even know what she looks like.
I think I have managed to...
The duo get a tip off that Bill Oddie may be their brother.
They hunt down the wildlife presenter, who is currently filming Springwatch.
When confronted, Oddie is startled and tries to flee,...
GENDER: MALE
AGE: 27
What does the character like to do: Billy likes to play football for money.
What does the character not like to do: Playing football for free, doing jobs that don't involve...
Synopsis
Ian picks up a cat, Dawn doesn't like it.
Location
A street somewhere in Europe, on the way to meet a sibling.
Activity
Talking, finding a cat.
Script
Ian and Dawn are walking down a...
Dawn and Ian are driving listening to the radio.
We hear the signature tune for Gardeners Question Time. Bill Oddie is announced as the special guest panelist.
There is some resentment from the...
Dawn and Ian are staying at a seaside boarding house.
They are sharing a room with twin beds. To go to the toilet you have to walk down the hall. There are no breakfast-making facilities.
Dawn has...
Gender
Male
Age range
40
What does the character like to do?
He is a big gambler and even though he one loads on the Eurolotto he keeps on gambling on horses, football, watching a kid cross the...
A small thing I'd like MJK to ask the guys:
MJK
You’ve been away for a while. What do you think is happening in Britain?
DAWN
Well I’ve seen no news but I have seen the internet, so I know...
Cameron vs. Brown
INT: PARKED CAR
Surreal normality returns to the journey following the burial of their murdered brother Carston Whelks. Both Ian and Dawn have become embittered to all around...
Scene starts with Dawn looking distraught in the front of her car:
Jonti:
What's wrong Dawn?
Dawn:
What if she's right? What if we never find out what our father looks like? Maybe all this wasn't...
Gender
Age range
What does the character like to do?
What does the character dislike doing?
Where does the character hang out?
Does the character have any special skills (playing the saxaphone,...
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IAN AND DAWN ARE DOING A SPOT OF SHOPPING. THEY ARRIVE AT THE CHECKOUT. IAN IS IN FRONT WITH DAWN SLIGHTLY BEHIND. THE CHECKOUT GIRL LOOKS AT THEM, THEN AT THE SHOPPING BASKET.
CHECKOUT GIRL:
I’m...
Dawn and Ian are sitting outside a church in Amsterdam, it looks like they are staking out the place like two American cops
Dawn:
Well here we are, at our own sisters [Does Air Quotes] Dads funeral...
Maybe she could take on the characteristics of the people she bumps off.
Be it there skills or flits into their personalities or something.
Either way…
There can only be one.
Gender: Male
Age: Late 20's
Likes: Being Controversial, being a punk magician
Dislikes: David Blane, Derren Brown, All magicians bar himself. and Public transport.
Hangs Around: The streets with a...
Claude is a 16 year old French chav living in Paris. He is very patriotic over his beloved country. He knows little English but knows how to say, "I have never jumped a queue in my life!"
He wears...
This got in! Sort of - I like to think I made her dress up. The spectacles are great. Ian is adapting well to his role(s)!
Maybe they can do this:
As Ian is head of diversity, they have a...
Synopsis
This is one of Ian's many skills. It is called upon to find a sibling address/place to visit. Reading Cream Crackers. Passed on to Ian by a long line of 'cc brethren' on the island of...
Ian and Dawn are outside a Café in [insert country]. They are talking to camera to Jonti.
Dawn:
[Coughs] We had to get out of there it was just too smoky, now I’m not a killjoy but that was just...
06082007 ed_faunce
Dawn wants a fish.
In Italy, Dawn and Ian visit an aquarium. Dawn feels connected to fish, who seem to swim about as part of a school, but still like individuals. She relates...
We learn a bit more about the deaths of Ian and Dawn's Mums. And Ian's Dad.
Scene: near a bullring. Spain. They're near a statue or poster of bullfighting.
Ian: I don't fancy that.
Dawn: No it's...
I've just watched "Siesta" and absolutely loved it.
I was thinking next time if they're being filmed from the outside and then they drive off this could happen.
car drives off we hear Dawn and Ian...
My name is Dustin Eyejuice, I am a natural entertainer, though I am currently unemployed. The last job I had was in a factory that makes dangerous plastic toys that are given away inside plastic...
Eanie Mansinie is a watchstrap salesman from Geneva (married to a larger than life lady called Mohandas Mansinie). He travels throughout Europe plying his trade. Eanie has had an unfortunate...
Sketch
So the Joneses bird gets busted for a murder because her DNA is very similar to that of one of her siblings. She ends up in jail with a a lesbian called 'easy comin'. Easy, part of a lesbian...
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Bill Oddie always enjoyed playing firemen games up until the point where he was made to wear the helmet.
He looked like a gnome with the yellow headgear, there was no two ways about it.
As a...
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Ian wants the to go to see what he assumes is a saucy dance troop called 'Flame 'N' Co' at a local tapas bar.
On arrival he...
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Geoffrey Tinkermouse was captured as a slave by Bill Oddie when he was making a wildlife programme in Africa for the BBC.
Geoffrey's real name is Ngugu and although he does not like to criticise...
Why doesn't 'our Ian' buy an adaptor for his globe so he can plug it in the cigarette lighter thingy in the car and enjoy checking out the route on his fully functional globe all lit up during...
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They are in Scandinavia searching for another sibling. When they arrive at the right house they are told the sibling has "Gone to hell" - cue much anguish about death, etc. They then...
A supermarket (or service station) somewhere in Europe. France For Example.
Ian is trying to buy a bottle of water. He can't pronounce the phrase.
"Un boit de l'eau, sil vous plait."
The shop...
A rare bird has been spotted outside Graceland and Bill Oddie has been sent to report.
Oddie is limbering up before his turn. Kate Humble is oiling his calves.
Dawn and Ian arrive as we are about...
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INT: Car.
Car stopped on a motorway hard shoulder. Dawn sits startled, hands trembling at the wheel. Ian outside, hunched over near the bonnet.
Dawn opens the car window.
DAWN: Is it dead?
IAN:...
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They pick up a really fat hitch hiker because Ian feels sorry for him after they get some direction from him. Wow is amazing how you can get such a large person in the car. Their fellow traveller...
I think Ian and Dawn need a cheap way of getting booze as it's a relatively expensive commodity even on the continent.
How about this? Ian and Dawn first you need to find some wind fall...
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IAN RANTS.
INT: CAR
Car parked at petrol station forecourt. Dawn re-enters car, hands Ian a bulging plastic bag.
Dawn: Don’t fill up on M&M’s o.k? We’ll be stopping for dinner soon.
Ian...
SYNOPSIS
Ian has a date.
LOCATION
Hotel room and restaurant in Europe. Love can strike anywhere.
CAST
Ian, Dawn, Jonti, Kristen, an attractive, mid-thirties foreign lady.
A hotel room. Ian is being...
She's the woman with the long blonde hair
She's the woman who often does sit on a chair
She's the woman who puts soap on her face
She's the woman who's teeth don't have a brace
Ian and Dawn off on...
Ian is looking at his Cd that Dawn has just bought him.
Jonty:
So do you like Lord of The Rings?
Ian:
Yes, it's a very good movie.
Jonty:
What do you like about it?
Ian:
It's a beautiful story of...
Synopsis
Ian and Dawn are chatting about what they're going to do after their quest is over
Location
Another Country
Activity
Planning things
Script
Jonti:
So guys once you've found all the...
Synopsis
Ian decides to defend the family.
Location
Middle of nowhere.
Cast
Ian, Dawn, Carston.
Carston stops in the middle of nowhere. While he and Dawn take stock, Ian, still saying ouch a lot...
Synopsis
Finding out about Carston Dawn and Ian sit reunite and catch up.
Location
Alicante bar
Activity
Bonding
Script
Dawn is slightly tipsy.
Dawn:
Let's do an introduction here we go, here we go...
I play guitars and live in Amsterdam. If you want me to play for Dawn & Ian, get in touch if you're still around. Happy to fit in.
Here's my MySpace: http://www.myspace.com/alfredogenovesi
.. I...
Synopsis
Dawn and Ian experience their first falling out.
Location
Spain, somewhere.
Cast
Dawn, Ian, Jonti
IAN sits in the car with JONTI. DAWN is standing some way off, looking away pointedly. Her...
Synopsis
Dawn explains what keeps her strong.
Location
Europe
Characters
Dawn, Ian, Jonti
JONTI films DAWN, who’s watching IAN several yards away. IAN’s dropped some French Fries and is trying...
Dawn and Ian find themselves in Holbrook Manor, a sprawling wooded stretch of countryside, presided over by the manor house. Ian has learned from a passing fortune teller that one of Dawn's...
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A shameless and very literal attempt to work a Channel 4 journalist and a community member into the script.
Location
In the street, or in the lobby of a building. Somewhere in...
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Dawn and Ian blag their way onto a local radio show to drum up publicity for their search.
Location
Small radio station studio.
Activity
DJ interviews Dawn and Ian and they launch a...
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hey, why don't the joneses reanact the italian job but instead of robbing a van they are buying an icecream and they have to use all the great lines from the movie.
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I think they should have a twin brother, but the second twin is not related to them. that the twins came from different eggs. But their whole life they have been told they look alike when they...
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Dawn and Ian bond through adversity like siblings should.
DAWN and IAN are talking, perhaps in the car. Carston isn’t present.
DAWN
We make a good team, you and me. I think and I act....
I created the character Jack for a little online series i have been creating myself on youtube, but i think he could fit well into 'where are the joneses'.
Name: Jack Nibbs
Age: 26
- Jack was...
Janine is almost exactly like Dawn - voice, mannerisms, dress, approach - but perhaps has brown hair. Dawn thinks they will get on brilliantly, Dawn ends up hating her with a passion, and...
In 1968 Mr Jones (the Donor) took a trip to Tokyo to make a deposit in one of the first of two sperm banks opened in 1965, the other being in Iowa City, USA. Mr Jones had always wanted to visit...
Jonti’s Monologue.
INT: Hotel Room.
Jonti seated at his opened laptop, he tears open an envelope, reads the contents, crumples up the letter.
JONTI (V/O) : 10 rejection letters, 6 rejection...
Jonti finds out that he has been nominated for the 'Young Documentary Maker Of The Year' in the Brighton & Hove gay parade for a film he made about a transsexual dog. The only problem being...
i would love to see the guys in some form of contest - perhaps to win money, or cloths or tickets or something. Karaoke springs to mind as quite funny. i had a image of dawn pulling the mic plug...
Karen is a German sibling. She’s currently at drama school and the mere presence of the camera galvanises her into a frenzy of performing. She overacts, she wangles all her best jokes and...
Keith Snatch, Lichtenstein:
Started out life doing the links at radio Doncaster. After seeing a documentary about the Dalai Lama he realised there was more to life and that very week due to a...
Synopsis
Ian and Dawn are about to meet a new sibling and break the news to him
Location
Another country, in a location with lots of people around
Activity
Breaking the news to a new...
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Lloyd is a South African 23 year old on a permanent gap year. He meets Dawn and Ian in Amsterdam where he's 'cotching and blazing it up'.
Lloyd is a deep thinker. He's overly ethusive about most...
This character is a doppleganger of his own boss. However he does not look anything like his own boss. This way you can tell them apart. Man in white is sometimes known as Reg, but he answers to...
Mass Tourism
INT: Car.
DAWN: I love lazy Sundays.
IAN: Sunday? Dawn I think we should go to church.
DAWN: What?
IAN: I haven’t been to church in six weeks.
DAWN: You are joking, church? Dawn...
William Oddie
One of the siblings on the list.
They could be heading towards a Mr William Oddie and then Dawn and Ian could have the following conversation, suppose this could really be set...
Meryl Wetlake is a mature student at Business School in Monaco. Except now she's a man, and called Pete.
Though now she's in Italy, according to the radio interview - my Character next then!...
Carston gets a phone call (presume he owns a mobile) and listens intently saying very little except 'yeah she is' and 'blonde, long'. Dawn flutters her eye lashes in repsonse and runs her fingers...
Milton is a student from Woking on his gap year. He’s hiking around Europe aimlessly, trying to ‘find himself’ before going to Aberystwyth University to read History. Dawn and Ian are gently...
Ian runs out of money and makes a donation at the local sperm bank. Cue flash-forward daydream to his kids zooming around the galaxy trying to find each other whilst evading Mangalores (like Orks,...
Amanda Kate's idea:
At some stage, maybe in Italy, Dawn becomes obsessed with the number '27'. She sees the number on road signs (27 kilometres to …) Unnervingly Ian suggests they fill up with...
My dad, I mean….
INT: CAR.
DAWN: Ian what were your family like, your old family?
IAN: It was just me and dad, I mean…me and Frank.
DAWN: So what was…Frank like?
IAN: Angry, always...
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Having got to Naples, Dawn & Ian need to get to Museo Nazionale di Capodimonte to meet a sibling. To get there they have to negotiate the legendary Naples traffic. Not so much a car...
Nazi Dave is balding geek who is a complete nut case. In an Austrian bar he impresses the Joneses with his collection of interesting spoons. One of them being Hitler's favourite soup spoon. It is...
Dawn and Ian meet their new brother in Alicante who turns out to be an altogether dodgy character. From the outset it's implied that he is involved in various shady dealings but despite this he...
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So, Ian - trussed up in his cardboard armour and true to Dawns prediction - starts to dance about to the music in an open space at night but in his over enthusiasm crashes to the floor. Much to...
Dawn is filling up the car at a petrol station and drives off, forgetting to pay. Ian becomes anxious and agitated but Dawn dares him to live life with a little adventure. Ten miles down the road...
Who's seen The Double Life of Veronique?
That's all I'm going to say
except
Dawn will have to act the 'other one'
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Past History
Int: Car.
Car stuck in traffic due to restrictions in place for the Tour de France. The trio sit in bored silence.
Dawn: Jonti, why are there no women cyclists in the Tour de...
Patrick Savage aka ‘postman Pat’– resides Berlin, Germany.
Patrick was born in Wakefield into a relatively affluent family that had its own panel beating business. Due to the introduction of...
Could be anywhere (but hopefully not in the car as the noise of the wheels on the motorways is beginning to make me feel car sick).
Maybe Dawn & Ian are sitting on a bench or walking:
Dawn says...
Dawn has managed to negotiate her way along the subway (very dark, even darker with those shades on) and has the artist pinned up against a wall demanding to see the sketch. Ian catches up and they...
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Dawn finds that an Eastern European relative (e.g. Polish or Estonian, ignore the iron curtain… failing that a Portuguese relative) is in fact working in Peterborough. She finds that he...
++camden market in grave danger of being demolished Sketch
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The Jones family hear the news that Camden Market will be demolished and that the stallholders have been moved out to make...
Ian and Dawn should get a picture/painting of themselves to remember their time traveling europe searching for their brothers and sisters
This script evolved into Cherry being an...
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Ian and Dawn ditch the car (maybe it breaks down) and head for the local airport (on route) there they meet another sibling in the departure area.safely aboard the plane they meet the pilot...
2: Ian!
LOCATION
Car Park. Dawn and Ian have just parked up.
DAWN
Is this a Pay and Display?
IAN (looks around; spots sign)
Er…yeah. I think it's a pound.
MIKE (off camera)
Looks like an ordinary car...
MJK
So, any regrets, Ian?
IAN
Erm, no. Some duck in Alicante. Quite apt. Quails in France. Or was that snails? A lot of chicken everywhere…
DAWN
No, any regrets, Ian. Not egrets.
woot
SYNOPSIS
Taken with the idea of filming as well as getting used to being filmed, IAN buys a small DV video camera.
LOCATION
Outside.
CAST
Ian, Dawn, Jonti.
JONTI
Ian, what are you doing?
IAN...
Radio Break: What’s Happening Back Home?
Dawn and Ian sit in silence in the car.
DAWN: You thinking of home?
IAN: No
DAWN: I’m beginning to miss it…we’ve been away now for 47 days. Wonder...
Recently I went to visit my Doctor with a bad case of gut rot. When I finally got to see him he asked me 'what colour are your stools?''Red in the Kitchen and white in the bedroom.' I replied. You...
Really 'Fake' - Synopsis. It's Aug 20th 2007, Ciro Marina, Italy. Dawn and Ian have decided to adopt a 'go with the flow/go wherever their hearts tell them' approach as it can't be any more or less...
Jonti, Ian and Dawn are filming in a tourist site when they are approached by a couple of heavies who bundle them into a van. Jonti drops the camera, which keeps running where it lies. The heavies...
Dawn and Ian are driving to there next destination Dawn has pulled over to fix her make up in the mirror.
Ian:
Robin Williams
Dawn:
What?
Ian:
I've changed my mind, I don't want Danny Glover to...
Synopsis
Dawn Ian and Carston are on the run they have have pulled over and made a campfire.
Location
A wood
Script
Dawn looks mesmerized by the fire, Ian is looking to the ground, Carston is...
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Dawn finds shapes in the clouds, Ian finds objections.
Location
In the car on a clear bit of road, probably in the countryside.
Activity
Talking, driving (carefully!).
Script
Dawn and Ian...
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They're met at a London airport and rushed off to a TV studio for a spoof interview with a spoof like Richard & Judy style (Not real), they have a 4 or 5 surprise guests for her and partner, on...
A Scottish man aged between 40-50 years old with a broad Scottish accent, wearing stereotypical Scottish clothing (kilt and sporran). He can be seen in every city in Europe that Dawn and Ian visit,...
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Dawn and Ian are sitting in the car chatting about kids TV and television in general.
Location
The car
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What I just said in the synopsis
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What was your favourite...
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Dawn gets an Eastern Euro millionaire admirer. He drives a luxury top of the range Ford GT..they meet at the traffic lights in Brussells, he smiles on red, she smiles back. He passes her his card,...
The Aztec Game:
Dawn and Ian are chatting about the fact that their biggest asset at the moment is the car and although they can't sell the car they may be able to sell a bit of it, a bit that they...
The ever suffering car seems to have given up the ghost and the problem seems to be beyond the skill of Ian and Dawn to fix. After much sitting around, Dawn attempts to start a conversation,...
Synopsis
Dawn an Ian are having a talking head moment
Location
Austria
Michael:
So Dawn what's it like being an Auntie?
Dawn:
I love it, she's great, you see she's just like me and also…
Dawns...
Scenario: Interview during a bathroom break in the car/toilet/carpark [insert country].
Dawn sits alone in the car with Jonti.
Jonti:
Now that we’ve got some spare time alone… how do you think...
I would quite like to see the series end on a bit of a cliff hanger. perhaps some sort of suggestion that ian and dawn find thier father, its hinted at and we are left with a voice of the father,...
Dawn is sitting at a picnic table in a park. Ian returns with a plastic bag of food.
Jonti: What have you got there?
Ian: A few gourmet delights… smoked salmon, double gloucester with CHIVES no...
Synopsis
Ian and Dawn go on to find their next siblings who are gay identical twins and who are craft workers - working in a studio making artworks for Damien Hirst or other such Britartist. What...
Having learned that one of the siblings is very wealthy, discussion ensues as to whether a gift should be provided upon meeting him.
Dawn: We have got to get him… something… nice.
Ian: Can you...
Synopsis
Dawn and Ian have just met a new sibling and he has taken them out for a meal
Location
A classy restuarant
Activity
Eating and chatting, but never together unless comedicaly...
The Musicians of Bremen
INT: CAR
Nighttime. Dawn and Ian half asleep in car, seats angled back, bin liners as blankets.
DAWN: Ian I can’t get to sleep, I just can’t get comfortable.
IAN: I...
Dawn and Ian are in a music shop looking through CD.
Dawn is sifting through cd's
Dawn:
D -D -D or would it be "S"?
Ian:
Pardon?
Dawn:
Would it be "D" for Donna or "S" for Summer?
Ian looks...
At some stage, maybe in Italy, Dawn becomes obsessed with the number '27'. She sees the number on road signs (27 kilometres to …) Unnervingly Ian suggests they fill up with petrol at the stage...
Synopsis
DAWN and IAN use tried and tested means to forward the sib-hunt.
Location
Spain
CAST
Ian, Dawn, Jonti, Madame Overy, a fairground-type fortune teller.
DAWN
Ian? Progress...
Synopsis
Dawn is still business suited up and talking to Jonti Ian is out of the scene
Location
The Car/Office.
Dawn is peeling off the labels from the car
Jonti:
What are you doing Dawn?
Dawn is...
Synopsis
Dawn is sitting on a swing being interviewed by Jonti. The faint sound of children playing in the background it seems that it's just her, Jonti and Dawn thoughts.
Location
A Park
Dawn is...
The Syndicate - synopsis: Dawn and Ian discover through their MEP connections that a group known only as 'The Syndicate' planned to create a race of super European Community members who would then...
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Dawn and Ian are talking to Jonti about there next sibling Carston Welks and how excited they are about meeting him, well Dawn is.
Inspired from asking directions in...
The Cherry plot strand from the start should surely figure in the last 30 seconds. Not only does the 11th rule of comedy state that you have to tie up every such hanging storyline but it enables...
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An episode dedicated to the plucky adventures of the items held within Ian's tin box. Think Toy Story, but with a tin.
So, we have the 3 whistles (3 Amigo's)… and some amps (Can one be called...
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The street. Evening. DAWN and IAN are walking along.
As they stroll, a male YOUTH runs past and grabs DAWN’s bag. But DAWN, quick as a flash, holds onto it. The YOUTH tugs and DAWN resists. They...
Dawn and Ian discover that one of their brothers is a cyclist in the tour de france and go to meet him. His brother picks up an injury and Ian takes his place. Dawn and the new brother are in the...
The man and woman bump into a tramp who is an old comedian and they start to get chatting and start telling jokes he can do tricks wiht cards he can do all sorts of things. they like him so much...
Two for the price of one:
(For background into Eanie Mansinie and Natasha ‘Tash’ Tranton see the Cast Section).
Eanie and Tash had already become friends, they were yet to discover the genetic...
As mentioned here http://wherearethejoneses.wikidot.com/forum/t-16784/be-the-voice-of-a-sibling , we'd like Dawn and Ian to meet a sibling without the camera seeing said sibling. Then one of The...
Synopsis
Dawn’s big cleanout
Location – By the purple car in a large, empty car park.
Characters
Ian, Dawn, Jonti
DAWN is emptying the car of lots of rubbish.
JONTI
Having a clear out,...
SYNOPSIS
DAWN discovers IAN's true talent.
IAN and DAWN are walking along in one of those parks where you see people playing chess.
DAWN
No, you’re not getting it. Let’s try again. What does...
Dawn and Ian are sitting on the car Jonti is asking them about Dad (the real one)
Jonti:
Have you seen a photogragh of your real Dad Dawn?
Dawn:
Well sort of, there was a photo of him on the file....
Another brief convo idea to plop into an ep.
DAWN
What does the future hold? After all I’ve learned, I think I could be a WAG. Being both a wife and girlfriend would mean playing off two rich,...
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Ian is at a lobby, picking up some mail
location: Who know's could be anywhere.:o)
The woman in the hotel hands over an envelope to Ian. Ian opens it and takes a sneaky peak. he smiles then...
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The Joneses meet their brother in either Amsterdam or the Banlieu of Paris.
He is 17; they meet him on the day he passed his driving test. He is excited about a) passing his test and b) two...
Ian is sitting in the car with his Bisto Tin in his lap, Dawn has gone out of the car
Jonti:
Why did you run when Dawn broke the news to you?
Ian:
Why did I run?..well it's not every day you get...
Synopsis
Dawn and Ian are sitting in the car looking sad as they've found out that Snowy has passed away.
Location
The car
Script
Jonti:
Are you two okay?
Dawn:
We're both very sad Jonti, we never...
Wim Pelvus, half-brother, is a Hungarian hammer seller who lives in a shack.
He speaks no English and when Dawn and Ian try to explain who they are, he tries to sell them a hammer.
DAWN: You can choose your friends but you can't choose your family. Who would you choose to see again from who we've met?
IAN looks unsure.
IAN: Erm…
Beat.
DAWN: I suppose we don't have to choose...
