If I Told You.........

Synopsis

Finding out about Carston Dawn and Ian sit reunite and catch up.

Location

Alicante bar

Activity

Bonding

Script

Dawn is slightly tipsy.

Dawn:

Let's do an introduction here we go, here we go (shakes hand all excited) this is Carton our brother, he's [insert age] and he's from London and he's the latest member of "The Family" (goes into a slight cockney twang) ain't cha Carston. Apples and Chairs, Dog and phone! Love it.

Carton:

It's Bone

Dawn:

eh?

Carston:

Bone, Dog and Bone, phone. What I rang you on.

Dawn:
[Laughs] it's very clever. So Caraston what brings you to Alacante? ….Bro.

Carston:

I had to get out of the old Smoke….Sis

Ian:

Aha, you could probably go back now, smoking bans come in

Carston:

Nah, not the smoke The Smoke! Dawn knows what I'm talking about!

Dawn:

Yeah, The Smoke. Oh Ian don't cha know. The Old Smoke.

Ian:

Oh yeah, The Smoke.

Carston:

Well had to get out of there the city was grinding me down, that and the thing.

Dawn:

The thing?

Carston:

Yeah the thing

Ian:

The thing

Carston:

(Little bit aggressive) Yeah the thing and can we leave it as the thing. (Snaps out of it) [to the bar] more drinks! Come on my round let's celebrate I've found my family.

Dawn:

(Sister Sledge) #We are family!..

Carston:

#I got all my sisters with me!

Ian:

(Out of tune) ..#And don't forget your brother too.

Carston:

Nice one Ee, Oi, Dawn we've met before aint we?

Dawn:

Have we?

Carston:

Yeah, when we were both twinkles in our daddy's eye!

Dawn:

(Laughs) I'm just going to the loo

Carston:

T.M.I Dawn!

Dawn looks, smiles and waits for the punchline

Too much information! [laughs]

Dawn Sniggers and points to where she's going in a "I'm going now" way

CUT TO

//Ian and Carston sitting on the sofa //

Carstons voice has got a lot deeper

Carston:

I'm gonna be straight with you Ian, do you want to know why I had to leave the smoke?

Ian looks confused

London

Ian:

Erm, if you want to tell me I don't mind.

Carston is revealing a secret to Ian he looks round to see if anyones listening in, he is totaly oblivious to the camera, we zoom in and the boom mic should slighty come in shot

Carston:

This is why

Carston pulls out a photograph from his wallet

It's me and the boys. look at us. Strong fit lads, look at the Gunster, good bloke, handsome fella.

Carston stares at the picture

Ian:

You were in the army?

Carston:

Not just the army, SAS bro, SAS. Look at this. (pulls out a dog tag from around his neck).

Ian:

It's got a dent in it.

Carston:

Yep saved my life this did. (tucks it away and takes a swig of whisky) After being with the boys it was back on civvie street for me. Found it hard though, really tough. Had to get out but I tell you they looked after me and here I am.

Ian:

Who looked after you?

Carston:

The Goverment Ian, the goverment.

But I shouldn't really be telling you about all this (Puts photo away). You don't believe me do you?

Ian starts to feel intimidated

Ian:

I do

Carston:

No you don't and I tell you something I can read a man. Look (pulls out his phone) I'm working for the goverment out here look at my phone how many people do you know with The British Embassy in their address book.

Ian:

None

Carston:

Exactly! How do you think I can afford all these bars? Take this for instance Pepes opposite my place, had it shut down and you can't do that with connections.

Ian:

Why did you have them shut down?

Carston:

They were doing a special offer on their Lobster two for one they were undercutting me.Thing is right, I make a call and the job gets done. Proper looking after me. No one'll mess with me E cos at the end of the day right, I can be very very nice or I can be very very narsty. [Mutters to himself ] Yep they look after me [takes a swig]

Ian:

So what do you do for them?

Carston:

It's a cliché Ian, but if I told you that I'd have to kill you.

Ian:

(Nervous laughter) are you some kind of spy?

Carston:

Well I wouldn't be a very good one if I told you now would I? [give Ian a knowing look]

Ian:

[nervous] Erm Okay as far as erm I'm er concerned you're erm er Carston Whelks er party animal. Thats all I want you to be, my brother. I don't know anything else. I don't want to know anything! [pleading] Please can you just be Carston Whelks?

Carston:

[light hearted] Sure no problem [serious], and let's keep it like that shall we? I don't know why Ian, you've just got one of those faces I could tell you anything, I've already said too much.

Carston spots Dawn out of the corner of his eye.

[To Ian all boisterous]..And then I said you and your mum! I don't think so! What do you think I am sick or summink! (Laughs loudly)…(to Dawn) Here she is! (Eminem) #Guess who's back, back again

Dawn Laughs

Dawn:

You boys bonding?

Carston puts his arm around Ian and gives him a one armed hug

Carston:

Course we are (to Ian) How's it go again Ian?

Ian:

Damn straight (Ian smiles through gritted teeth)

FADE OUT

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