The Man With Everything

Having learned that one of the siblings is very wealthy, discussion ensues as to whether a gift should be provided upon meeting him.

Dawn: We have got to get him… something… nice.

Ian: Can you narrow it down a bit more?

Dawn: I don't know… what do you give to the man with everything?

Ian: Knee to the happysacks. Then run off with his wallet.

Dawn: Seriously

Ian: Yes

Dawn: No, seriously answer my question. It's in your interest too. How about a… cake?

Ian: A cake? No no no, wrong vibe. We want to appear as equals, not like peasants granted an audience with the lord of the manor.

Dawn: Well then?

Ian: A big bottle of cider

Dawn: You just ooze class don't you?

Ian: Among other things… yes

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