Recently I went to visit my Doctor with a bad case of gut rot. When I finally got to see him he asked me 'what colour are your stools?''Red in the Kitchen and white in the bedroom.' I replied. You know… all he did was laugh at me…bloody laugh. useless bastard!

What are you on? and don't say a 'red' or white stool'.

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