Ian Talks To Jonty About Lord of the Rings

Ian is looking at his Cd that Dawn has just bought him.

Jonty:

So do you like Lord of The Rings?

Ian:

Yes, it's a very good movie.

Jonty:

What do you like about it?

Ian:

It's a beautiful story of folks leaving a place where they feel safe and content on quest to find that one ring

Jonty:

To rule them all

Ian:

Quite, it's kind of like what we're doing, I'm like a hobbit, like Furodo, obviously a bit taller and I wear shoes but it's sort of the same and Dawn is like like the Elven Princess, Cate Blanchet, reassuring me and giving me advice.

Jonty:

Galadriel

Ian:

The blonde one, we're searching for that one thing, the ring…

Jonty:

Well it's not really one thing it's 25 people you've got to find now.

Ian ignores Jonty

Ian:

..And it's like (all mysterious) where shall we go next?

Jonty:

The list?

Ian:

Oh yeah

Jonty:

Did you enjoy the book?

Ian:

Oh God no, I did have a copy,… it's one and a half inches thick (uses fingers to show length). I didn't get past "eleventy twelth birthday party!" The films were much better. Jackson made Tolkiens work better, Tolkien is over rated.

FADE OUT

Unless otherwise stated, the content of this page is licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 2.5 License.