Graceland

A rare bird has been spotted outside Graceland and Bill Oddie has been sent to report.

Oddie is limbering up before his turn. Kate Humble is oiling his calves.

Dawn and Ian arrive as we are about to go Live.

"Wait!"

"What is it?"

"Oddie's mouse is out of its house."

"Humble?"

"Yes?"

"Put Oddie back in his pants please."

"OK."