Geoffrey Tinkermouse

Geoffrey Tinkermouse was captured as a slave by Bill Oddie when he was making a wildlife programme in Africa for the BBC.

Geoffrey's real name is Ngugu and although he does not like to criticise his Master, secretly wishes that the gimp mask Oddie procured for him did not chafe so badly, attached as it is to his rump.

A head appears like a meercat's over a bank. It is Bill Oddie. He comes forward on his knees followed by a camera crew. When he reaches Geoffrey he takes out a leather strap from his shorts pocket.

Without saying a word, Geoffrey raises his gimp mask in the air.

A smile like honey spreads over Oddie's face. Before he raises the strap he coughs.
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