Bill Oddie always enjoyed playing firemen games up until the point where he was made to wear the helmet.

He looked like a gnome with the yellow headgear, there was no two ways about it.

As a special treat, the crew of the wildlife programme Oddie was currently filming had tried to bring about a positive conclusive to the dilemma and had gone to the trouble of painting Bill''s helmet purple for the upcoming rendition.

Little did Oddie know as he waited furtively in the bushes, thinking of the new Fleshlite he had ordered.

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