Scene starts with Dawn looking distraught in the front of her car:
What's wrong Dawn?
What if she's right? What if we never find out what our father looks like? Maybe all this wasn't such a good idea after all.
Don't be like that Dawn, that was just one crazy, painting woman with bad breath and flabby knees. What does she know?
I don't know…..I'm just feeling a bit low at the moment.
Come on, let me take you for lunch to cheer you up. We'll go to that cafe that we past on the way in.
Dawn tries to start the car up but it won't start. As she tries, time and again she lets out a ridiculously high pitched yell.
Woah, calm down. I know my way around an engine, pop the bonnet and let me have a look. They didn't call me Ian Carface at college for no reason. Look at my face. Does it look like a car to you?
Ian gets out of the car and goes round to the front of the car and lifts the hood. Cut to Dawn in the front seat.
So, what happens now?
I think we should find a nice B&B somewhere, get some Pernot and try and forget today. Well try again tomorrow.
Cut to Ian who has taken his socks off and put them on his hands. He's also tugged his pants up and tucked his shirt into them and is quietly practicing a stupid voice.
(quietly) Hello Dawn, don't be sad. I'm Ian Carface and I have fluffy hands. Look at my fluffy hands.
Ian starts giggling at himself and then looks up to see Dawn loutside the car looking at him and smiling.
*I've got a feeling Ford cars wouldn't break down in this series. ;o)
It's a pretty far fetched idea as it is mate. I think this might be acceptable :0(