Boarding House

Dawn and Ian are staying at a seaside boarding house.

They are sharing a room with twin beds. To go to the toilet you have to walk down the hall. There are no breakfast-making facilities.

Dawn has taken to squatting over a bucket rather than trekking all the way down the hall to take a pee.

Sometimes Ian contributes too.

When they judge they have enough, Dawn lifts the bucket of piss to the window, which Ian is holding open.

"Ready?

"Yes."

"Not again!" Bill Oddie shouts up from the street.