Another Quickie

UNFINISHED APOLOGY

As they drive.

DAWN
Where were you, Ian?

IAN
I was right there!

DAWN
No, your apology. In Holland. You didn’t finish it. Where were you?

IAN
Oh right. Sorry.

DAWN
Come on, put some effort into it.

IAN
Erm, yes. Sorry I said you yapped on. I did that bit. And sorry I’ve required training in the art of life skills. Sorry you had to fire me.

DAWN
That was just business.

IAN
And sorry for the phobias. Dawn, I always know where you are when you laugh.

DAWN
Ahh, Ian.

PAUSE

DAWN
You know what? If I wasn’t a blonde I’d have a beard just like yours.

IAN looks closely at her jaw and nods.

DAWN
I mean if I was a man.

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