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| 2008 08 30 | bomani | (rev. 1) | 1188930718|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
INT. HUT. NIGHT
DAWN and IAN sit on the thin mattress on the floor. IAN looks around, concerned. DAWN has her arms wrapped around herself.
DAWN
This room is fine. It's fine here.
SFX strange animal...
| 2008 08 29 | DaleGriffiths | (new) | 1188313096|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
Pat pending:
IAN, DAWN AND MJK ARE SITTING ON THE GRASS HAVING A CHAT
MJK: So Ian what do you think you might do after all this is over then.
IAN: Well I could go back to the shop depends...
| 2008 08 28 | DaleGriffiths | (new) | 1188290410|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
(I loved the fact that the latest appearance of the globe was smaller than the last one because it lit up this is what inspired the following bit.)
Shrinkage:
DAWN GETS INTO THE DRIVERS SEAT BUT IS...
| 2008 08 21 | Maxley | (new) | 1187704074|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
WE'RE NOT GOING BACK, ARE WE?
In the UK, DAWN and IAN roll up to Bath to meet a sister (Meryl Wetlake? Bibi Muntz?)
They go to the house and meet a knackered, dishevelled man called MAXLEY RABBETT....
| 2008 08 19 | DaleGriffiths | (rev. 1) | 1187474412|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
It's all down to the toss of a coin….
MJK: So Dawn, would you want to have your own kids someday?
Dawn: 3, 3 boys.
MJK: No girls?
Dawn: I think I would want to avoid conflict. If I had girls then...
| 2008 08 18 | bhercules | (rev. 2) | 1187605599|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
Keys or Ethics are for cowards.
Synopsis
dawn and ian lose the keys to snowy. michael has taken them to inject some drama into his film
Location
hmmmm…anywhere snowy can fit. i here slovakia is...
| 2008 08 16 | DaleGriffiths | (rev. 1) | 1187277783|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
All day long I’d …….
Dawn and Ian meet this really jovial fella in some village or other in some foreign country (doesn’t matter but sunny would help). He introduces himself as...
| 2008 08 15 | Maxley | (new) | 1187175197|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
SYNOPSIS
DAWN and IAN meet an irritating sibling called Karen.
LOCATION
A park in Germany.
CAST
DAWN, IAN, MICHAEL, KAREN HEIDER, an outlandishly-dressed, flamboyant young German lady.
DAWN
Karen?...
| 2008 08 10 | DaleGriffiths | (new) | 1186865866|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
Out of the frying pan……… ?
(PLEASE NOTE THIS CONTINUES ON FROM SINISTER UNDERTONES)
THE COMIC DUO ARE SAT OUTSIDE THE SAME COFFEE SHOP. THEY HAVE A COPY OF A LOCAL PAPER INFRONT OF THEM. IAN...
| 2008 08 09 | DaleGriffiths | (new) | 1186701198|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
Sinister Undertones:
Ian and Dawn are sat down at a table outside a cafe. Ian has half a glass of blue fizzy pop in front of him.
Dawn: Ian don’t drink the rest of that on an empty stomach I’m...
| 2008 08 06 | Chrissyboyuk | (rev. 2) | 1186766516|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
I was considering the character i had creted of Jack Nibbs and i had an idea of how he could work in the story. i jotted down a sort of idea/script and put it hear from people to change edit as...
| 2008 08 02 | Maxley | (rev. 1) | 1186069722|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
FINDING HER IS EASY
SYNOPSIS
Ian and Dawn have help tracking down their sister in Germany.
LOCATION
Hotel room in Munich.
DAWN is alone in the room. IAN has vanished, possibly with a girl. No-one...
| 2008 08 01 | amanda kate | (rev. 1) | 1186041877|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
A CAT JAMMED IN YOUR HEAD
SYNOPSIS
DAWN and IAN arrive in Munich hot on the trail of another sibling.
LOCATION
Driving into Munich.
DAWN and IAN drive into the modern Bavarian city along an...
| 2008 07 26 Flame and Co. | Jay Guevara | (new) | 1185447021|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
Just a quick gag really.
Ian wants the to go to see what he assumes is a saucy dance troop called 'Flame and Co' at a local tapas bar.
On arrival he is most dissapointed to discover that the...
| 2008 07 18 The Wrong Man | Anthony1 | (rev. 2) | 1184771021|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
The Jones mistakingly chat to a stranger in the street in London, while being filmed live for TV & Radio news, thinking it's one their their siblings, a young tall man. A heated argument...
| 2007 08 29 | Vincent Kinnaird | (new) | 1185466572|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
PRIESTS AND POLICE (A Story Outline)
DAWN and IAN have made their way to Dover – wanting to get to Calais to seek down a French Jones brother and sister. Broke, IAN goes into a supermarket and...
| 2007 08 16 | harpmandoodle | (rev. 3) | 1184431137|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
Synopsis
This episode introduces the mysterious 'man in white' who is following Ian. His eye is always on Ian's Bisto tin. There is something in it he needs and he needs it badly enough to do...
| 2007 08 15 | Leroy Patter | (new) | 1184248444|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
'A Sharp Injector' (anagram of 'Patriarch Jones'), Dawn and Ian's father (Jack Jones?) makes an undercover appearance in an episode. Their father is surreptitiously checking up on Dawn's progress...
| 2007 08 14 | Leroy Patter | (new) | 1184247753|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
Dawn and Ian are walking up to the door of a house where they think thay may find the next person on the list, a man called James Cagney. As they approach the door they suddenly find themselves...
| 2007 08 13 | harpmandoodle | (rev. 4) | 1184193841|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
Jonti Catches It
SCENARIO:
When Jonti accidentally leaves his camera on after a day of filming, we get to see a new dimension of his private 'off camera' relationship with Ian and Dawn in their...
| 2007 08 13 | bhercules | (new) | 1187043739|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
Getting to know you…
Synopsis: Ian and Dawn try to get to know their knew documentary film maker a bit better…
Location: Bar
Characters: Dawn and Ian and Michael J Knight.
INT. BAR. NIGHT
DAWN...
| 2007 08 12 | Dave Saunders | (rev. 3) | 1183208734|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
Ian should be wearing a Borat at the Oscars outfit for the last night in Amsterdam. [But Borat already did that - I think Ian's outfits could mutate over time though - But Jonesestyle, rather than...
| 2007 08 06 | bhercules | (new) | 1186398766|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
A Car Judge Dredd would borrow.
Synopsis: Ian reveals his fascination with the modernity of Snowy during a rare moment sat in the driving seat.
Location: Car Park, could be anywhere...
| 2007 08 05 | bhercules | (new) | 1186144496|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
ANNE FRANK MUSEUM
Synopsis: IAN and DAWN head back to Amsterdam after they realise that the Anne Frank Museum is there and Cherry might be there…
Location: Anne Frank Museum. Cafe.
Cast: Dawn,...
| 2007 08 04 | bhercules | (new) | 1186140258|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
The Aquarium
Synopsis: Dawn and Ian go to an aquarium to for some down time and hopefully to overcome their ordeal.
Location: Hmmmmm, How's about an Aquarium.
Characters: Dawn, Ian
INT. AQUARIUM -...
| 2007 08 03 | bhercules | (new) | 1186148511|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
CROSSED PURPOSES
SYNOPSIS: DAWN and IAN are not the only one with quests…
Location: CAFE
Characters: IAN, DAWN, BILLY TYRRELL.
EXT. CAFE. DAY.
DAWN and IAN are sat in a cafe outside.
DAWN: It's...
| 2007 07 31 | DaleGriffiths | (rev. 2) | 1185907165|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
Other ideas for Dawn's birthday
Dawn wakes up in the car with the others. She’s got a big smile on her face but the others seem tired and sad with their situation. Dawn opens a bag and puts party...
| 2007 07 27 | bedner1 | (new) | 1185514169|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
Synopsis
Ian and Dawn are stranded on the side of the road with a broken down car, while trying to fix the probelm Dawn comes across a figurine of Ian's.
Location
A road
Activity
they are busy...
| 2007 07 26 The Vending Machine | bhercules | (rev. 1) | 1185394273|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
Synopsis:
Ian struggles to get past one of his irrational fears, A vending Machine that sells food AND drink. Luckily Dawn is on hand to provide "support".
Location
A Low rent Hotel/Motel in the...
| 2007 07 25 | kcunningham56 | (new) | 1185362852|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
INT: Hotel Room. Camera (upside down) close in on bedside lamp.
(O/S) Door Bangs.
Dawn: (O/S) Ian hurry up, we have to check out in….Jonti? Jonti?
Ian: (O/S) I’m ready now.
Dawn picks up the...
| 2007 07 22 | Colin Ricketts | (new) | 1184165261|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
Synopsis
Dawn suffers a crisis of identity as it dawns upon her that she may be a child of Wales, spiritual home of the Jones, she examines her views of the land of song.
Location
Outside a...
| 2007 07 20 | DaleGriffiths | (new) | 1184935861|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
Dawn's Birthday
Synopsis: Dawn wakes up even more full of life than usual in the car. Her phone goes several times with text messages, she gets a bit emotional. It is Dawn's birthday and she...
| 2007 07 18 A trip to Earl's Court | benitez | (rev. 1) | 1184787708|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
Synopisis (based on a true story)
Dawn and (girl)friend decide to go to an exhibition on alternative therapies (crystal healing, hypnotherapists and general quackery) at London's Earls Court.
The...
| 2007 07 16 | Maxley | (new) | 1184147842|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
WE’RE BEING FOLLOWED
A café on a square in a European town. Day. IAN and DAWN sit with pastries.
IAN
Dawn. I don’t want to scare you.
DAWN
It’s too late for that. But my love for you must be...
| 2007 07 14 | scribblernick | (new) | 1184101434|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
Synopsis Ian gets a message from a 'brother'. Dawn befriends a hippy guy at a Yoga class. Ian goes to the wrong address and realises he's in a Brothel.
Location London
Activity
Script
| 2007 07 13 | JD-47 | (rev. 2) | 1184081634|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON
The purple car stops decisively by the side of a quiet road in the middle of nowhere. Dawn thinks for a moment. Ian, assuming they’re lost, peers at a...
| 2007 07 12 | zeroinfluencer | (rev. 2) | 1183721837|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
Synopsis
Dawn and Ian realise they are not finding their syblings quick enough and so sit down in a cafe only to find that they are in the middle of an OpenCoffee morning "geek" meeting -...
| 2007 07 11 | JD-47 | (rev. 1) | 1184093808|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
Synopsis
After Dawn encourages a break from driving to “rest her eyelines,” she attempts to slyly acquire directions to their destination, meanwhile it serves as a catalyst for Ian to learn...
| 2007 07 10 | seefood | (rev. 8) | 1183415597|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
Scenario
They find out their DAD maybe be at an old peoples home for super ex atheletes from a tip from a My Space helper
LOCATION BELGIUM OLD PEOPLES HOME
CAST
IAN, DAWN, OLD PEOPLE DOING FITNESS...
| 2007 07 09 | The Joneses | (new) | 1183030873|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
| 2007 07 07 | The Joneses | (new) | 1183030758|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
| 2007 07 06 | The Joneses | (new) | 1183030742|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
| 2007 07 05 | The Joneses | (new) | 1183030726|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
| 2007 07 04 | The Joneses | (new) | 1183030710|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
| 2007 07 03 | seefood | (rev. 1) | 1182869256|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
Synopsis
Second Life episode where reality meets Fantasy. Dawn sleeps and wakes lost in Second Life, driving her virtual car and with virtual Ian she meets some virtual friends, one particulary...
| 2007 07 02 | The Joneses | (new) | 1183030650|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
| 2007 07 01 | zeroinfluencer | (new) | 1182116632|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
Synopsis
Write about three brief sentences describing what your story is about
Location
Where is your story set? In the country or town? In a cafe? it is best to think of locations you know so you...
| 2007 06 30 | seefood | (rev. 1) | 1182952643|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
SCENARIO
Dawn tracks down her sibling MIKEEE. Who is MIKEEE is it a girl or boy in DUTCH? How old is he or she? DAWN and IAN imagine him/her. They drive up to his house and outside is a super fit...
| 2007 06 29 | LenaLee | (rev. 7) | 1183822746|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
[Maybe this could combine with Radio station sketch idea?]
SYNOPSIS
DAWN reads her poem at Amsterdam poetry cafe to help find dad and family [so this would be on Radio Station,...
| 2007 06 28 | seefood | (rev. 3) | 1182884195|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
Synopsis
Hitcher
They pick up a really fat hitchhiker because Ian feels sorry for him after they get some directions from him to their next location. Wow it is amazing how you can get such a large...
| 2007 06 27 | seefood | (rev. 8) | 1182944196|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
Synopsis
They return from the vegetable museum with many vegetables. Ian lays them out on the bed. Dawn is sad as she has not found her sister, she cries. IAN proceeds to cheer DAWN up with a veg...
| 2007 06 27 | johnnny bgood | (rev. 2) | 1182951675|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
Synopsis
The Admirer
Dawn gets an Eastern Euro millionaire admirer. He drives a luxury top of the range Ford GT..they meet at the traffic lights in Brussels, he smiles on red, she smiles back. He...
| 2007 06 26 | Ginganinja | (new) | 1182427418|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
Synopsis
Ian notices that there is a slight tinge of ginger to Dawn’s hair. He is horrified, he has a serious phobia about ginger hair (the cause of which will unfold). Denial follows, but is...
| 2007 06 25 | richardtock | (new) | 1182362325|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
Synopsis
Ian and Dawn are back in the UK. In Hull.
Location
A street in Hull opposite a fish and chip shop.
Characters
Ian, Dawn and their new sibling, Graeme.
Story
At the start of the episode,...
| 2007 06 24 | zeroinfluencer | (new) | 1182111554|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
test
| 2007 06 23 | zeroinfluencer | (new) | 1182109251|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
Synopsis
Write about three brief sentences describing what your story is about
Location
Where is your story set? In the country or town? In a cafe? it is best to think of locations you know so you...
| 2007 06 22 | zeroinfluencer | (new) | 1182109208|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
Synopsis
Write about three brief sentences describing what your story is about
Location
Where is your story set? In the country or town? In a cafe? it is best to think of locations you know so you...
| 2007 06 21 | Dave Saunders | (rev. 24) | 1183752202|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
Synopsis
Dawn and Ian pop into a music store to pick up some CDs for their journey, we learn of Ians thoughts on Lord of the Rings, The Movie and more about his relationship with his Dad (the not...
| 2007 06 20 | Dave Saunders | (rev. 9) | 1182778523|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
Synopsis
Dawn and Ian visit a museum in Holland on their search for Cherry. Cherry isn't in the museum but they get information that Cherry is a street busker doing caricature paintings around the...
| 2007 06 19 | Dave Saunders | (rev. 2) | 1182448196|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
I wonder if Jonty is the sort of director who tries to get people to talk to him direct to camera, in private, without other people knowing. You know the sort of stuff. Asking Dawn privately what...
| 2007 06 18 | sarahconner | (new) | 1182174837|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
Dawn sees a children's playground and is reminded of her childhood. She explains to Ian that she had always suspected that something was missing. She recalls incidents that have no real...
| 2007 02 26 The breakdown | bedner1 | (new) | 1185513407|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
Scene: We see our tow protagonist's car sitting on the side of the road. The hood of the car is up with Ian peering inside. Dawn is busy turning the key and trying to start the car.
Dawn: How about...
Locked scripts:
| Sample script | The Joneses | (rev. 3) | 1182179104|%e %b %Y - %H:%M|agohover |
Synopsis
Write about three brief sentences describing what your story is about
Location
Where is your story set? In the country or town? In a cafe? it is best to think of locations you know so you...
