2007 07 27


Ian and Dawn are stranded on the side of the road with a broken down car, while trying to fix the probelm Dawn comes across a figurine of Ian's.


A road


they are busy trying to get the car running again


Scene: We see our two protagonist's car sitting on the side of the road. The hood of the car is up with Ian peering inside. Dawn is busy turning the key and trying to start the car.

Dawn: How about now?

Ian: No still nothing, I think it's dead.

Dawn: Can you see what is wrong with it?

Ian: Nope

Dawn: (sighs) why aren't you better with cars

Ian: (indignant at the comment) Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know being a mechanic was a prerequisite for this trip!

Dawn: Well it would have been a nice addition to your already lengthy list of skill. Snoring, farting in your sleep…

Ian: I already told you I can't help it when I'm asleep!

Dawn: (sighs)

Ian: (looks at the engine and thinks for a moment) Hey why don't you look at the owners manual?

Dawn: You still have that?

Ian: Of course it's in the glove box.

Dawn: (opens the glove box and begins to look for the manual, stumble ng across a small painted figurine in the process) What's this?

Ian: What's what?

Dawn: This. (holds it out the car window)

Ian: (becomes very self conscious and defensive) Hey give that back that's not yours! (runs over and grabs it out of Dawn's hand)

Dawn: Hey! Well what is it?

Ian: It's my lucky orc commander.

Dawn: your lucky what?

Ian: Orc commander

Dawn: What's that?

Ian: It's from a game, Warhammer, you wouldn't understand.

Dawn: I understand plenty, what is it used for?

Ian: (looks down at the figure, holds it gingerly) Well you know Dungeons and Dragons? It's like that only this game uses these figures.

Dawn: Oh. (pauses, thinks for a moment) So are your parents ashamed?

Ian: Ashamed? About what? What could they possibly be ashamed about?

Dawn: (cackles a bit as she says) For raising such a nerd.

Ian: I am not a nerd!

Dawn: Yeah you are! You play a game that somehow found a way to be even dorkier that Dungeons and Dragons!

Ian: It is not! If Tommy Pendergrass was here he'd explain it better.

Dawn: Who's Tommy Pendergrass?

Ian: He's the best at this game. In fact he's the one that gave me this. (shows Dawn the figurine again)

Dawn: Is he also the one that painted it like a mentally challenged person.

Ian: No, I did that ( thinks about what he said) and I'm not retarded!

Dawn: No of course not…. so how old is Tommy.

Ian: What's that got to do with anything?

Dawn: I'm just curious.

Ian: Well I don't see how that is relevant to this conversation.

Dawn: Well now that your getting all defensive about it, it just became very relevant.

Ian: Well, he's fourteen.

Dawn: (starts laughing) You mean to tell me that you get schooled be a fourteen year old?

Ian: (gets defensive again) Wisdom has no age!

Dawn: Yeah but fourteen? Hahahaha

Ian: Shut up already, I wouldn't make fun of you!

Dawn: You're right you'd probably try to defeat my goblin horde!

Ian: (says nothing, goes back to the engine)

Again Dawn trys to start the car, miraculously it starts right up

Ian: Guess it just flooded….

Ian gets back into the car and with that Dawn puts it in drive and merges back onto the road.

The End

I'm new at this so please let me know if I am not conforming to the shows standards.

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