2007 07 10

Scenario

They find out their DAD maybe be at an old peoples home for super ex atheletes from a tip from a My Space helper

LOCATION BELGIUM OLD PEOPLES HOME

CAST
IAN, DAWN, OLD PEOPLE DOING FITNESS CLASS

SCRIPT

Ian and Dawn pull up outside the old peoples home. there are 10 old people doing star jumps on the lawn. DAWN freezes in horror.

DAWN
oh no! Stop them Ian they'll give him a heart attack.

IAN
They look quite good to me I can only do ten of those.

Dawn leaps out of the car runs up to the leader

DAWN
Stop stop you'll kill my dad, my dad! Please

The people all stop and look at her. They start again. Dawn joins in next to an old man doing some silly physical movement.

DAWN
I look for my DAD..Mon pere ici?

We see Ian has joined in behind the coach doing his own version of movements like Big Fish, Little Fish, Cardboard Box and people start coping him making it difficult for DAWN to talk as she copies.

Suddenly everyone stops. DAWN and IAN collapse with exhaustion as the old people talk and seem very fit and relaxed.

IAN
Def not got the Olypiads genes then..

DAWN glares at him

IAN
mmmmmmm just a thought! …

The leading fitness man comes up to DAWN and IAN

MAN
You want DADDY eh?

IAN
yes she wants DADDY.

DAWN
I think I better do this IAN! [to MAN] yes Daddy. My Daddy. He look like me. Here is photo I was sent.

A group of old people as formed behind them. There peer over theri shoudlers looking at the photo

MAN
I see very nice yes..PAPA. Come sauna tell me story of Papa and we tell you how we know him.

IAN and DAWN sit on the sauna with the old folk listening to his tale [Ian is still wearing his clothes]

MAN
..So we have many visitor looking for PAPA…[he looks over to a pregnant old lady]

MAN
PAPA was very bad …we expel him..

The old people in the sauna all tutt and nod in agreement it was bad , the pregnant old lady cries..

MAN
But soon you have little brother..who pay, who pay his way eh here who.?..you find PAPA we want him too..

IAN
Well I'm sure PAPA would help…in England we have Father's for Justice.

DAWN slaps IAN

DAWN
Stupid

Ian looks as if to say awe that was not fair.

IAN
She wants her DAD…[apologising for her]

OLD PREGNANT LADY
I want PAPA too..

DAWN
[to preg old lady] ahh ahhh it's ok we'll find him granny it's ok …[to IAN teeth gritted] She's not coming right!

JONTI
I think I'm gonna faint.

CUT TO:-

DAWN and IAN leaving the steamy sauna..

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