2007 06 27

Synopsis

They return from the vegetable museum with many vegetables. Ian lays them out on the bed. Dawn is sad as she has not found her sister, she cries. IAN proceeds to cheer DAWN up with a veg story [poss even the history of the combustion engine with vegetables] playing the characters. Dawn has a nightmare that the veggies attack her in the night wanting Mrs Prout back as she ate Mrs Sprout out of spite when I am was telling his cheer up DAWN veggie story..[Poss Ian gets embarassing with the vegetables as room service comes…DAWN cries again but quite likes the waiter..mmm] Ian now keeps a Leek with him at all times

Location
HOLLAND HOTEL

Characters
IAN AND DAWN.. ROOM SERVICE MAN

Story

INT. HOTEL ROOM - AFTERNOON/EVE
IAN lays out the vegetable on the bed into familes of veg.
IAN
At least we got some vegetables. Look the sprout family, the bean family!

DAWN
..the has been family, the family family, the where is my family family!

She starts to cry. Ian panics

IAN
Look here's a carrot! Hello little carrot

IAN as MR CARROT
Hello Mr Leek!

IAN as MR LEEK
Hello! I'm well Mr Carrot I'm very good. But little Dawnie is sad!

IAN as MR CARROT
Ah is Dawnie sad? Well my friend MRS Brusseel Spouts may sort that out she is very helpful!
Arn't you Mrs Sprout?

DAWN WATCHES AVIDLY

IAN as MR CARROT
When you lost baby spout.. what did you do Mrs Sprout?

IAN as MRS SPOUT
Oh well we're a big family the sprouts dear don't you worry. I can tell you it always come right they all ways stick together.

DAWN
Ahh I like Mrs Sprout..ah..

IAN as MRS SPOUT
When they took my babies away in the lorry for Christmas to England they all came back because nobody eats spr
outs in England anymore.

DAWN
I do…[she eats the sprout]..STUPID…yum yum I ate Mrs sprout yum yum yum yum yum..

IAN
I thought I was doing good…

DAWN tidies her make up in the mirror…

DAWN
I'd hate to think what would happen if you donated your sperm. Erchhh…

IAN sits with the vegetables making them talk to each other. He arranges them in an audience around MR Leek like amini amphitheatre. DAWN watches in the mirror.

DAWN
What you doing?

IAN
Mr Leek is going to tell them a story about how you ate Mrs Sprout!

FADE TO BLACK:-

INT. HOTEL BEDROOM - NIGHT

DAWN wakes in the middle of the night as she hears rustling noise. DAWN dozes back off to sleep. The veggies are lined up on the end of the bed. They start to whisper

VEGATABLES
WE want MRS SPROUT MRS SPROUT MRS SPROUT
WE WANT MRS SPROUT, MRS SPROUT MRS SPROUT.

DAWN WAKES and sees the veggies they march towards her. She screams but no sound comes out. She looks back at the veggies as it encroaches and sprouts pop one by one out of her mouth into her hands
We cut to IAN next to her he is sleeping with a leek in his hand smiling sweetly.

IAN
[speaking in sleep] Mr Leeky..love you…yes Mr Leeky

DAWN sees a map of Europe with lost of little sprouts on marking points on the map. The map fills with sprout shouting we want Mrs Sprout! DAWN leaps from her pillow in a sweat waking from her nightmare. She looks around for the veg it has all gone from the bed except a lonely sprout on the duvet. She crawls back under the duvet.

DAWN
Sorry Mrs Sprout…

FADE TO BLACK

ETc ETC

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