Ian and Dawn are pondering on what they've done. Ian reaches into his tin and pulls out an envelope
Ian:
I want to show you this Dawn
Dawn:
What is it?
Ian tears open the envelope and pulls out a passport.
Ian:
It's my passport, my new passport, the man who brought me up, erm Dad sorted it out for me, look.
Ian shows her, not looking at it himself, Dawn looks at the passport and takes it in.
Dawn:
(tearfull) Oh Ian, it's got your real name on it
Ian:
I know, I'm a Jones now,Ian Jones.
Dawn hugs Ian with the love only a brother and sister can have for each other
Dawn:
I love you Ian
Ian:
I love you too, erm sis
Dawn:
Ian?
Ian:
Yes
Dawn:
Have you looked at this?
Ian:
No
Dawn points and gestures to the passport.
Dawn:
I think you ought to get this done properly
Ian looks confused
because I don't think scribbling your surname out with perminent marker really counts as official documentation.
Ian:
What?
Ian looks at the passport
Dad!
Dawn:
Come on lets go, we need to put that cardigan in the wash, you whiffy monster.
Ian:
Will it be okay in your washing machine? I don't want it to shrink, me and this cardigan have been through a lot
Dawn:
We all have Ian, all three of us
Dawn links arms with Ian and they walk off in to the distance, they carry on talking
Ian:
I think I might donate sperm one day.
Dawn:
Like Zzabur?
Ian:
Yeah
Dawn:
I think it best you don't Ian
Ian:
Really?
Dawn:
More trouble than it's worth, you find yourself a nice lady and make yourself a beautiful family, Auntie Dawn will come round to visit.
Ian:
That'd be nice.
Dawn:
I know
Ian:
I've enjoyed doing all this you know, it's been an adventure, it'd make a great movie.
Dawn:
Yeah it would, who'd play you?
Ian:
Neil Edmond
Dawn:
Good call
CUT TO
Ians Passport comes up on screen with "Wollak" scribbled out with "Jones" above it.
Fade Out