Dawn's Education

Dawn's Education

Dave Saunders 24 Jul 2007 16:27

I love the phrase "Some College"

I think Jonti should ask Dawn about her education.

Dawn seems the type of person who's learnt all she know's from just living her life and magazines.

Impro suggestion:

Dawn should be offended that Jonti is quizzing her about her education. (like asking a woman her age)

Jonti then should turn it round so she feels complimented

Last edited on 25 Jul 2007 11:27 by Dave Saunders + Show more

Re: Dawn's Education

Maxley 26 Jul 2007 14:16

I agree, Dave.

DAWN
No, I went to school at the coalface.

IAN
What, in a mine?

DAWN
No, at the quarry of real life. It's where you learn real life skills. Everything I've learnt, real life has taught me. Take Ian here. He probably knows as much as me. Maybe more. But most of it is rubbish about pixies and hammers. Who'd get on better if there was a war?

IAN
Me. My before-dad is a military expert. He's got gasmasks and everything.

DAWN
No, I would. You've got learning, I've got experience. And learning as well. Both. It's a double-edged sword.

IAN
And +6 against pixies with hammers.

Re: Dawn's Education

Dave Saunders 26 Jul 2007 17:09

Love it Maxley :o)

Dawn:

Take Ian, look at him, not really an educated man but he could tell you all you need to know about Dungeons and Dragons and his dices. and how did he learn? Life Jonti, life. Now that Camera in your hands you didn't learn about that at school, you just picked it up pointed and got on with it.

Jonti:

I went to film school

Dawn:

Don't be silly, you're telling me they have actual schools where they teach you how to use a camera? That camera there (points)

Jonti:

Well not this camera this is mine I bought it from a camera shop

Dawn:

See! Life, you walked into the camera shop, you paid the man, you walked out took it home read the manual and then you started to use it.

Jonti:

Yeah

Dawn:

See, again life! I'm right.

Ian:

Dawn

Dawn:

Yes Ian?

Ian:

I passed all my exams with A+ results.

Dawn:
very good Ian, (points at a stain on Ians t shirt) You've got another stain, you whiffy monster.

Last edited on 26 Jul 2007 18:12 by Dave Saunders + Show more