Since you're in Spain, isn't it a good idea to learn the lingo.
Agreed SFA, Dawn's already learnt to say sperm in 27 different languages. I think that episode was very funny! :o)
I wrote this covering that subject
I know of a great bar, close to Alicante, which would be a great location for you to film in. Close to the beach, it's called Acqua Bar, and the staff and clientele are really friendly. You can find it in San Juan Playa. Just ask for Louis and he will sort you out!