So far, Dawn, Ian and Jonti started their search in London before heading off to Brighton, Harwich, Amsterdam, Brussels , Luxembourg and Reims. So, where should they head off to next?
Are they going to Spain? None of the siblings on the list sounded so Spanish.
Well I guess the current storyline answered that question! Keep 'em coming.
Germany, Austria or Switzerland please.
The episodes will write themselves. And if, in the unlikely event they don't, I'm happy to give it a go.
Why not go for it now Maxley? Share your thoughts?
Personally I'd love to see what they would make of Munich. Go on write us an episode :-)
All right. All right, yeah, I bloody well will. Yeah! *cracks knuckles* Yeah!
*stares into space*
There you go. Two German episodes, emanating the unmistakeable stench of quality gagsmanship. In case you don't read them, and frankly why should you - you don't know me from Adam - I thought it'd be nice if Dawn had been to Germany on a school exchange when she was 15 and since then has a wholly unfounded love and affinity for the place because she lost her virginity there with a lad called Helmut.
Also I'd like Germany to be the place where they meet a sibling so nice and kind and accommodating that, after their previous experiences they're instantly mistrustful and treat this saint with suspicion, turning later to active bullying. It culminates with them leaving in a cloud of unpleasant feelings, having abused the best hospitality they're ever likely to receive on the trip.
As they drive off, congratulating themselves on not falling for the saint's clearly untrustworthy loveliness, the saint is busy blaming him/herself for not being worthy of such wonderful siblings.
I tell you what, I'll just write the episode shall I? Yes. That'd be best.
*pulls nozzle free of new wine box*