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Talking of drinking if anyone is in London on Friday come for a beer at the Dover Castle, 43, Weymouth Mews, London, W1G 7EH I'll be there from 5pm until the early hours and we can drink and do lots of cud chewing re: the show. ha ha.

Yes - I agree. I'd quite like it to've had 'The End…' or something similar.

We did try to get a couple of post-credit sequences in during earlier episodes, but
it was considered important ot have the logo, etc as the final image.

Here's a list of (most of) the guest actors:

Dawn Jones - Emma Fryer
Ian Wallock-Jones - Neil Edmond
Roger Logg-Jones - James Rawlings
Not Jean Jamboneau - Tom Meeten
Parisian Artist - Barunka O'Shaughnessy
Angel Saltamentes - Joan Kempson
Carston Whelk-Jones - Steve Oram
Roy - Simon Greenall
Zzabur Cerebus-Jones - Peter Slater
Wim Pelvus-Jones - Ken Collard
Tina Fromoslo-Jones - Jo Neary
Cherry Ledojo-Jones - Lisa Fryer

Jonti & Michael are MYSTERIOUS.

Quite strange to be snooping here without digging through people's scripts. Thanks for all your contributions, by the way.

Many cheers,

Neil

Then after the credits roll…

Dawn:

I wasn't suprised

Then the thing, y' know the thing with the thing.

Just some thoughts that might get rid of subconscious frustration.

DS

Jonti would definitly be the type to be swayed by some dough.

And now Michael is locked in Cherry's cellar wearing nothing but a gimp mask, a pair of Marks & Spencers beige Y-fronts, and a look of utter fear, while Jonti films Cherry's documentary….?

Very Man Bites Dog.

P.S. Well done on the comedy and all of that, but seriously, when the keyboard sounds came up on the film and it said amongst other things "I like being an only child" scared the bejeezus out of me. Well done.

Cherry should have an "ian" as well.

Like the master had an assistant in Doctor Who.

I've seen you post this on the Facbook Group page too. You should be making it very clear you are not part of the Joneses project team. I suspect this is Spam or email harvesting and so I have to tell everyone to approach your questionaire with caution.

Perhaps if you could explain why you are asking these questions. For commercial of personal interest.

If anything, please use this forum to ask these questions.

Thank you.

David

Frasier didn't die after leaving cheers he went on to produce one of my favourite comedy shows.

By the way if it gets commissioned can I play Dawn, I think I'd look great in a dress and all that gorgeous blond hair, phwwaarrrrr…..now stop it.

Can I say huge thanks to everyone connected with Where Are The Joneses? I have loved every second of it and I don't quite know what to do now it's over. Perhaps we should form an online Jones survivors group - there have been enough hugely talented people contributing here to create something else, definitely.

Any takers?

I'm waiting…..
I'm waiting…..
I'm still waiting……

And then one day someone picked up that puppy that had become such an intrinsic part of my life and then, whilst almost laughing in my face, dropped that poor defenseless creature right in the f**king mincer.

P.S. I realise it has finished but I do hope the other BabyCow feedbacks get posted please, was wondering if Wim Pelvus' sauce idea came from the bits I wrote about Keith Snatch.

Here's my take on what could happen next and how The Joneses could evolve.

Dawn and Ian are driving back home they have the realisation that they have walked away from a crime scene. They get out the car panicking they walk past a tv shop and see their faces on a Crime Watch/American style tv show, next photos of their siblings flash up on screen as they do the word "deceased" is stamped on the screen.

Dawn and Ian read the subtitles

Subtitles:

The pair known as "The Joneses" were last seen heading South in a Purple Ford S-Max the public are warned to approach with caution they are armed and dangerous..

We see security camera footage of Dawn and Ian jumping into the car

..This was found at the crime scene

// a whistle//

Ian:

Hey that's mine!

Subtitles:

This belongs to the male who police are now calling "Whistler Jones"

Ians face looks confused and as he see's these words his lips puckers up to whistle, zoomed in security footage comes back screen of Dawn and Ian (very blurred)

Ian:

I need to shave!

Dawn Calmly pokes at her hair

Dawn:

(Shocked ) Yeah, I need to get these roots done (Points at tv) look at them! Big Brother maybe watching us but at least he could have the descensy to film our best side!

Ian:

We need to go Dawn!

Dawn:

Why? We haven't done anything. It was Cherry!

Ian:

They'll come after you though

Dawn:

Why?

Ian reaches into a tin and pulls out a photograph of Cherry

Ian:

Look!..you're practically the same person!

Dawn:

(Panic)Oh my God! They'll think it's me! (Anger) I'm not doing time for anyone! I don't want to be asked to ( Does air quotes) pick up soap. I've heard what it's like, My Uncle Alan told me all about it, he did time for killing a swan! No no no no I'm no ones bitch!

They jump in the car Dawn in the passenger

Dawn:

Drive Ian, drive like the wind!

Ian:

I can't

Dawn:

Oops I forgot

They both jump out really quickly and swap places

Dawn:

Let's go!

They drive off into the distance

Dawn ( OC ):

Ian, have you always had that picture of Cherry?

Ian ( OC ):

Yeah

Dawn ( OC ):

Why is it laminated?

Ian ( OC ):

Erm it's a kind of like photo stroke coaster combination

Dawn ( OC ):

You've never used it

Ian ( OC ):

Not really

Fade Out

Notes

• The title "Where are The Joneses" could have different meaning
• We could follow two detectives on the hunt for Dawn and Ian in a documentry style
• WRTJ could be filmed like a tv comedy drama and the show could be interspursed with scenes of Dawn and Ian watching the Detectives Documentry
• Having a Documentry revolving around the hunt for two alledged serial killers is ridiculous, but will this be tv in the future? (crack the funny but also make a point)

Anyway, loved the ending to WRTJ, very well done to all the team. Emma and Neil were superb and also that woman who played Cherry she was good too!

DS

It'd be quite funny if Jonti was revealed as the father.

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The last footage we have from him has footage of the known outlaw, Cherry Lodojo. Have you seen Michael? Can you help us find him?

"Uno grumo burger maxisnack, due mega frizzi mucha pronto piccante, due sporco porco Fonzi duplo, due gusto plop fragolo grande. E chips."

Lena x

I would like to know who came up with that one so I can take my hat off to them.

OK, here is my last 30 seconds of season 1:

Ian and Dawn finally reach the destination where Tina is supposed to be

Ian opens the door, but neither Dawn nor Michael can see inside

Ian: O…o God Pulls out inhaler, and uses it

Dawn: What is it? Runs to the door O…o God. Grabs Ian's inhaler and uses it

Michal: Runs to the door, revealing Tina, quite beaten and dead O…o God. Takes the inhaler for Dawn and uses it

Dawn: There's a message.

Ian: What? What does it say?

Dawn: It's a riddle of some sort. It's a poem.

Dearest Ian and Dawn,
You are wasting your time
This is not your mission
This mission is mine

In the house of the blind
Someone at the door will knock
There is more for you
Under the clock

Go on your way
You've had your fun
You are not a Jones
I am the only one.

Ian: Clock? Blind? What does it mean?

Dawn: I don't know Ian, I don't know!

Woman's voice: The map is under the rug.

Camera moves to reveal Zzabur

Dawn: Zzabur! What are you doing here? What are you talking about?

Zzabur: That is what she said to me before she died. I will join you. I am coming with you

This all of course is followed by the imediate release of 2 torrents. One for season one in avi (xvid + mp3) and one for season one in ogg (theora + vorbis), both in the original resolution

This is all really dark, but I think you get the idea of what I want. Something suspenseful to make sure this doesn't get completely dropped. An extra permanent character to look forward to (one with a special ability). Torrents.